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pathan aurat suhag raat ko pathan say boli "sartaj aaj raat aap mujh say ju mango gay may doungi "

pathan khus hokay bola"aacha tum meri maa kay pass so jow aur aapna bhai ko andar bhaijho ".

Submitted By saqib From isb ( 03335786470 )

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A man was pressing lady's boobs n a crowded bus.
Lady: "Execuse me.. Yeh aap acha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man: "Itni bheed mein s se acha ho hi nahi sakta"

Submitted By Naheed From Rajjar ( 0344-9293847 )

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pathan aurat suhag raat ko pathan say boli "sartaj aaj raat aap mujh say ju mango gay may doungi "

pathan khus hokay bola"aacha tum meri maa kay pass so jow aur aapna bhai ko andar bhaijho ".

Submitted By rida From khi ( 03002719247 )

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SONG

aye kia kholti tu ,

aye kia may kholoun ?

sun

suna

kholti kia panty bra?

kya karon khol kay may panty bra

nikalounga dalounga jee bhar kay marounga pregnent karounga tujhay aur kia?

Submitted By rida From khi ( 03002719247 )

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ARZ KIA HAY

woh phool mat tooro jis may kantain na hon

zara ghour farmaye !!!

woh phool mat tooro jis may kantain na hon

woh lund mat lo jis may jhantain na hon

wah wah wah

Submitted By rida From khi ( 03002719247 )

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Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?
THINK

THINK

ANS: u r having sex with pregnent lady and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!

Submitted By rida From khi ( 03002719247 )

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