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gand ka deedaar
20-06-2010
Posted by Ahmed From Karachi,Pakista [ 03313778467 ]


Door Se agr ho jae tere gand ka deedar
wah wah wah
Door se agr Ho jae tere gand ka deedar

Lund Aesy bhaage jese Alto Car.....

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1 madari ne daawa kia k woh
07-06-2010
Posted by ROCKS From MULTAN [ ROCKS_BALOCH@YAHOO.COM 0346.2 ]


1 madari ne daawa kia k woh hr chiz ko hawa me kharra kr skta hai.
1 admi ne malta dia,
madari ne jadu se maltay ko hawa me kharra kr dia.
logo ne taliyan mari or malta gir gia.
Phr 1 bnde ne kela dia us ko b madari ne kharra kar diya.
Logo ne taliyan mari or kela gir gia.
1 baba aya or bola puttar 15 sal tu mera lun nahi khalota.
Enu khalar k vakha.
Madari ne jadu parha or wo khara ho gia.
Baba bola,
MAIN ODHI PAIN NU LUN DE DAINA ay JINE TAALI MARI.

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sex poem dost ki gand
29-05-2010
Posted by Sultan From Abbottabad [ 03456556601 ]


Teri DOSTI pe dost
Mein pent utar dun

Sexy sa lun teru Gand mein dal dun

Koi aur dekhe tujhe londebazi ki nazar se

Us bharwe ki main Gand na phar dun.....

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girl says its unfair that if
18-04-2010
Posted by Asif From Peshawar [ 03336956956 ]


Girl says: Itís unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, heís a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, sheís a slut.

Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then itís a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then itís a shitty lock.

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dairy farm ka malik
12-04-2010
Posted by BADSHAH From JAIPUR [ CRAZYKINGK87@GMAIL.COM ]


ek baat kuch ladko ne dairy farm ke maalik ko nanga kar ke ek poll (khambe)se baand diya aur sari bhains (bufaallow)chura ke le gaye

next day gaon walo ne use khambe se khola to wo ...lakdi utha ke bachdo ko marne laga

gaon (village) walo ne pucha in be-zubaan ko kyun maar rahe ho isme inki kya galti

dairy farm ka maalik bola---- bosdike 4 mahine ke ho gaye abhi tak inhe than aur lund ka gyan nhi hai sari raat mujhe pareshaan kar dia--------badshah

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girl to boyfriend
03-03-2010
Posted by Sultan From Abbottabad [ 03456556601 ]


Girl: Ye galat hai
Boy: I Love U


G: Ye Galat hai


B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge



G: Yeh Galat hai.


B: Yeh Galat nhe hai.


G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai.

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master jee to pappu
03-03-2010
Posted by Sultan From Abbottabad [ 03456556601 ]


Master jee: Dunya Gol hai,

Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..

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b v kinni bholi ey
10-02-2010
Posted by Mastermind From kamalia [ 03216566465 ]


Sardarni Maikay Ja Rahi Thi.

Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:


"Kinni Bholi Ey,

Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,


Fir V





Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!

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difference between sex and six
10-02-2010
Posted by Abdul Wahid From abbottabad [ 0313-5803400 ]


SIX aur SEX Kia Farq Hai???????????


Very Simple:-

Utha k Maroo to SIX.......


Or


Litta k Maroo to SEX......

Haath oopeer hon to SIX.......


Or

Taangay ooper hon to SEX.....




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difference between 2 thing
10-02-2010
Posted by Abdul Wahid From abbottabad [ 0313-803400 ]


Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko....
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain......

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen.............



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