Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main? Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.
A chinese couple Mr..Mrs Hua got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo hua, So hua...!!!
Kaali ghata chayi hai, Kya aj phir biwi se maar khayi hai? Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi hai..
Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,“darling main kaisa lag raha hon?” tabhi patni zor se chilayi “CHAKKA”…
