Pathan Jokes And Sms

1 admi pthan se bola kia tm shadi shuda ho?
pathan han hmara 1 orat se shadi hua hy
admi bewkuf kabi ksi mard se b shadi hoti hy?
pthan han hmara behn ka hoa ha

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Pathan ka interview ho raha tha:
Batao NWFP ka kiya matlab hai?

Pathan bola:

(NO WOMEN FOR PANJABI).

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1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai

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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass He...

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ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathat: wai zaroor dega PTCL per MOBILE per

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

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