Sardar Jokes

Sardar 2 wife:me ghar nhi a skta,car ka stairing,gear, desh board chori hogaya hai.
After some time he call again:me a rha hun pehle pichli seat pe beth gya tha

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Srdar
in an interview
I want 1 Lac salary,a flat & a car
Bos,I'll give u
5 Lac,2 flats &
3 cars
Srdar
Mzak Q krday O Sir?
Bos,Shru kinay kita si?

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T.c to sardar in Train:
'Ticket dikhao.'
Sardar:'Ha Ha, Ye lo'

T.c: 'Ye to purani Ticket hy.

Sardar: 'Ty train kera hunni Showroom tu i j ?

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Interviewer:
Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?

Sardar:
O yah yah ji y not.


My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)

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Sardar: mai tere 64 k 64 dant tor dunga
Ps khra 1admi bola srdar g dant to 32 hote hn
Sardr:mje pta tha k tu bich me zrur bolyga isilye
Tery b mila k bataye hn

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Sardar: Cigarette hy?
Shopkeeper:We don't sell cigs.

Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty.

Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga!

Next day,
Srdr: Hathorra hy?
SK: Nahi.
Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?...

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