Santa go 2 Police Station and said mujko phone pe dhamki milti hai

Police :kon phone karta hai

Santa : BSNL wale bolte hai bill na diya to kaat Denge...

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99 saal ka ek aadmmi Swarg ki Ronak dekh k bola




ye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PARNAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me na pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi aa gaya hota!!...

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What sort of coach
(1) The eager young batsman had just scored yet another duck and was apologising to the captain.

'I think I could do with some advice. What sort of coach would you recommend?'

'A long distance one.'

(2)

I need four runs
The batsman said to the bowler, 'Give me an easy one, will you? I bet a fellow in the crowd five pounds that I'd score four runs.'
The bowler did so and the batsman hit it to the boundary. Straight away, he walked for...

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Raat ko Raat ka tohafa nahi dete,
Dil ko jazbat ka tohafa nahi dete,
Hum to aapko chand bhi de dete,
lekin chand ko chand ka tohafa nahi dete....

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Dukh Dard Ke Maron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Ghar Jao To Yaroon Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
WO Zabt na Ker Payn Gay Aankhon Ke Samandar
Tum Raah Guzaaron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Phoolon Ke Nasheman Mein Raha Hoon Mein Sada Se
Dekho Kabhi Kharon Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Shyad Yeh Andharay Hi Mujhe Raah Dikhayein
Ab Chaand Sitaron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Wo Meri Kahani Ko Ghalat Rang Na De Dain
Afsana Nigaron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Shayad Wo Mere Haal Pe Be-Saakhta Ro Dain
Iss B...

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I m sory...

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. ...

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My Dear Fair And Lovely (Ek Chand Ka Tukda)

You Are My Tvs Scooty(First Love)

And My Aiwa (Pure Passion ).

I Alwaysbpl (Believe In The Best)

And You Are Sansui( Better Than The Best ).

Youare Domino’s Pizza (Delivering A Million Smiles )

For Me.This Is A Colgate Energy Gel (Seriously Fresh )

Feeling For Me. I Want You To Be My Life Partner But I Think You Are Worried About Your Father Who Is Kawasaki Bajaj Caliber (The Unshakable) And My Father Who Is Cea...

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Ab k hum bichray tou shayed kabhi khaabon mein milain Jis Tarah sookhay huay phool kitabon mein milain Dhoond ujrray huay logon mein wafa kay moti Yeh khazanay tujhay mumkin hai kharabon mein milain Gham e dunia bhi gham e yaar mein shamil ker lo Nasha barrhta hai sharabain jo sharabon mein milain Tu khuda hai na mera ishq farishton jaisa Donon insaa'n hain tou kioon itnay hijabon mein milain Aaj hum daar pe khenche gaye jin baaton par kyaa ajab kal woh zamaanay ko nisaabon m...

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youn toh guzar raha hai har aik pal khushi k saath phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath rishtey,wafaein dosti sab kuch toh pass hai kiya baat hai pata nahi dil kiun udaas hai har lamha hai haseen naye dilkashi k saath phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath chahat bhi hai sakoon bhi hai dilbari bhi hai aankhon mai khuwab bhi hai labon pai hasi bhi hai dil ko nahi hai koi shikayet kisi k saath phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath socha tha jaisa waisa h...

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