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girl to boyfriend
03-03-2010
Posted by Sultan From Abbottabad [ 03456556601 ]
 
Girl: Ye galat hai
Boy: I Love U


G: Ye Galat hai


B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge



G: Yeh Galat hai.


B: Yeh Galat nhe hai.


G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai.

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 Characters : 275 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 119  | Sent 1 times
master jee to pappu
03-03-2010
Posted by Sultan From Abbottabad [ 03456556601 ]
 
Master jee: Dunya Gol hai,

Pappu: Aap kehte hain to maan leta hun waise papa kehte hain k dunya bari BAHENCHOD hai..

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 Characters : 174 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 57  | Sent 1 times
b v kinni bholi ey
10-02-2010
Posted by Mastermind From kamalia [ 03216566465 ]
 
Sardarni Maikay Ja Rahi Thi.

Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:


"Kinni Bholi Ey,

Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,


Fir V





Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!
 Characters : 205 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 128  | Sent 1 times
difference between sex and six
10-02-2010
Posted by Abdul Wahid From abbottabad [ 0313-5803400 ]
 
SIX aur SEX Kia Farq Hai???????????


Very Simple:-

Utha k Maroo to SIX.......


Or


Litta k Maroo to SEX......

Haath oopeer hon to SIX.......


Or

Taangay ooper hon to SEX.....




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 Characters : 284 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 53  | Sent 1 times
difference between 2 thing
10-02-2010
Posted by Abdul Wahid From abbottabad [ 0313-803400 ]
 
Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko....
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain......

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen.............



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 Characters : 240 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 45  | Sent 1 times
fraz ki shairi sexy sms
10-02-2010
Posted by Abdul Wahi From abbottabad [ 0313-5803400 ]
 
Shankar Rambeti ki shadi main FRAZ ko shairi k liay bulaya gaya.............


Pehaly he sher k baad FRAZ Kutton ki trah pitnay laga.............



Kyun k sher kuch youn tha:-

*Kia baat hai Mahfil-e-aahtemem ki*




Aaj beti CHUDAY gi Shankar Ram ki




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 Characters : 346 | Sms Length : 3  | Views : 86  | Sent 1 times
double sawari mana hay
10-02-2010
Posted by Naveed From lahore [ 031 2611 3611 ]
 
Karachi k kharab halat ma Sex b buri tara se mutasir howa hy

Rat ko husbnd ne wife se chudai k lye kaha

wife ne ye keh kr mana krdeya

Double sawari mana hy….
 Characters : 182 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 43  | Sent 1 times
ali raza frm karachi 1
10-02-2010
Posted by aliraza From karachi [ 03008922758 ]
 
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
 Characters : 161 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 1  | Sent 1 times
aliraza frm karachi
10-02-2010
Posted by aliraza From karachi [ 03008922758 ]
 
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
 Characters : 169 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 1  | Sent 1 times
aliraza frm karachi
10-02-2010
Posted by aliraza From karachi [ 03008922758 ]
 
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
 Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 95  | Sent 1 times
 
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