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A newly married girl
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

A newly married girl says to her 70 yr old hubby -
"Darling lets go upstairs and have sex.
" Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!!"

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