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Folding Chair and Woman are Bo
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

Folding Chair and Woman are Both Useless,
If legs are closed!!!

Microwave and Girl,
Both get Hot in 15 secs!!!

Bra and Bar,
Men go Crazy when Open!!!


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