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Girl says Its unfair that if
18-04-2010
Posted by Asif From Peshawar [ 03336956956 ]

Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.

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