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If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 l
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u

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