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once a poor farmers son gets m
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

once a poor farmer's son gets married
due to lack of space he decides to divide the room into 2 by a thin cloth so that his son can enjoy his first night
in the night when his son is pumping his wife with full speed the old farmers wife asks the farmer to do it too
the farmer does it once and gets exausted but the son carries on and the farmers wife forces the farmer to do it again after doing it again the farmer is really exausted but the son starts again so the farmer goes over to the other side and says
"beta competition kyon laga raha hai maa to teri hi chudni hai".

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