Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai.



Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho

Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban

Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya?

Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.

Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di,

Klark ne application form parha or kaha

"apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,
Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay Wafat Paa Gaye,
Aurat Ne Bhi Takulafana Jawab Dia,
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"G Main To Abhi Zinda Hoon"

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib...
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi...

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib...

Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi...

Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON...

MODREN DAY updated dictionary

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BAYWAQOOF: chottiya

STUPID MAN : LUND ka sira

TO HATE: LUND pay marna

FRUSTRATED :TATTAY latak jana

FLATTER: TATTAY uthana

IGNORE: LUND ko thund hona

POWERFUL: GAAND bhari hona

MILD LOSS: GAAND bund hona

HEAVY LOSS: GAAND phatna

SEVERE LOSS: GAAND phat kay hath may ajana

JEALOUS: GAAND jal jana

REFUSAL: mera LUND karta hai tera kaam

RUN AWAY : GAAND dkha daina

DECEIVE: harami pan

FEAR: GAAND may ghoo na hona

STOP BEING FRANK: dimag ki MUTH na laga yaar

girl: koi dekh lega to


boy:koi nahi dekhega


girl:koi a jayega then?


boy:arrey koi nahi aayega tum plzzz thoda khol ke rakho plzzz




warna mein fail ho jaunga

Maa: Beta Jaldi So Ja Warna Gabbar A Jayay Ga

Beta: Mujhay 100Rs Day Do Warna Papa Ko Bol Doon Ga K Yeh Gabbar Roz A Jata Hai