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i serve the needy
10-02-2010
Posted by Aamir From sahiwal [ cruisetronic@hotmail.com ]


Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

[  Characters : 140 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 334 ]
customer complains hein
10-02-2010
Posted by Aamir From Sahiwal [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]



Chaudhary 10 bacho smet ek Bus mei enter hua

Sarah: ye sb tumhare bache hein?

Chaudhary: nhe mei Condom bnane ke factory mei kam krta hu
Aur ye sb customer complains hein

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sorry janu dr ne mana kya hai
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Anti Misba-
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge

Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?

Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy

[  Characters : 176 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 672 ]
you got 30 mints to live
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Anti Misba: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
.
Major Rohail: Offcourse Sex
.
Anti Misba:Acha SEX ur baki k 29 Minutes kya kro ge

[  Characters : 179 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 428 ]
muslim marridge
10-02-2010
Posted by pramod parewa From india [ 9001969750 ]


ek muslim dost se suhagrat ke agle din dosto ne puchha: kaisa raha?
ladke ne kaha: kabhi bhool kar bhi khandaan mai shaadi mat karna. Jara sa jor lagaya to kahne lagi
Shakil Bhai aaram se

[  Characters : 193 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 522 ]
can u define will power
10-02-2010
Posted by seemab From Islamabad [ seemab87@hotmail.com ]


Chaudhary: Can u Define will power?

Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…
When she is wearing nothing

[  Characters : 137 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 377 ]
tange khol k phuddi chek
10-02-2010
Posted by Zahid From Islamabad [ zahidabc@yahoo.com ]


Chaudhary sahb gusse se:
Chalo lady doctor pr jana hy,wo tange khol k tumhari
Phuddi check kre ge

Sara:
Wo tu rozana Jameel Sahb b check krte hein

[  Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 971 ]
meri izzat loot le jadge sahb
10-02-2010
Posted by Zahid From Islamabad [ zahidabc@yahoo.com ]


Sara:
Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le

Judge: wo kese

Sara
Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge
Aj tk nhe le k dya

[  Characters : 180 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 689 ]
difference between masquito
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ Cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


What is the difference between
Masquito
and
Anti Misba
.
.
.
.
If u slap a masquito it stops SUCKING

[  Characters : 124 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 288 ]
sooraakh aur taangei
10-02-2010
Posted by Danish From Karachi [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Khan tum kis kis k sath sex
Krta hai
Phatan:
Hum sirf us k sath sex krta hai jis ki
2 tange ur ek surakh ho
ya
4 tange ur 2 surakh ho

[  Characters : 173 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 382 ]

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