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jado holi jai karnaye gan
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


jado holi jai karnaye gan.
main than mar janiya. marda dey lorey wadey kusa denney pard nee.
thok we nai landay aatey suka deyndey war nee.

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atak matak kar chaltee hu teri
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Atak matak kar chaltee hu teri manak koi chak lega
teri dhahi fot ki dhabi main koi panch fot ka rakh lega

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girlmom samne wala larka mujhe
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Girl:mom samne wala larka mujhe dekhta hai tu meri BRAZIER tight ho jati hai
Mom:dont wory ab ki bar brazier thori neche kar dena salay ka UNDRWaRe tight ho jaye ga

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yeh sokha ander jata hai ore g
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


YEH SOKHA ANDER JATA HAI ORE GEELA BAHIR ATA HAI
PEHLAY YEH CHOTA HOTA HAY PHIR YEH MOTA HO JATA HAI
JAB YEH ANDER RAHTA HAI TO RED KER DAYTA HAI

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kiun ke saas bhi bahu thi
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Ek raat bahun ne kisi gair mard ke saath guzari saas ne kuch na kaha...,
Bhala kiun?
..
...
Kiun ke saas bhi bahu thiiiiii

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season dhamaka offer
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins

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why is sex a 3 letter word
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.

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latest porn releases
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.

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girl to mom
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Girl to MOM:
Ammi ammi aaj se mein collage nahi jahoon gi.
MOM: lakin keun?
Girl: larkay TANG kartay hain,
MOM: chal jhutti larkay to KHULLI kartay hain.

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kach de glass wich pholh khire
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


::kach de glass wich pholh khireya''
::chheti chheti nala khool mera LUN hereya''

[  Characters : 84 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 309 ]

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