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girl to mom
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"

Mom: "Yes"

Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

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a train is bout2 crash a frant
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
"" Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?""
So a man takes off his clothes n say,""Iron these!

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why do men pass gas more than
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won"t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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a girl called poliece station
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A Girl Called Poliece Station!

A Rapest Started Raping Girl The Girl Called The Poliece

Girl: Hello Poliece Station

Poliece Man : Yes! Can I Help Can

In That Instance the rapest started raping her.

Girl to Poliece mane : Yes a man "aah aha ha ahaha" is "aha aha ha ag!" Ra.. " ah ah ohh ohhh " raping me please come tomorrow.

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reyl ki patri par kabi na beyt
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Reyl ki patri par kabi na beytho TAREYN aagi to GAND pat jay ge.ab to hath se GAND dotey ho per GAND se hath do beytho gey.

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sardar sardarni
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


SARDAR SARDARNI se jab choor tumhari Eezat lut rahey the to tum ne un ko roka nahi?
SARDARNI main ne roka to bohat tha par wo kehney lagey ab aur Hemat nahi rahi kal pher aay gey.

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sardar apni ghar wali se
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


SARDAR apni Ghar wali se. main jab b tumhari PHUDI maron ga to main tum ko 10 rupey don ga aur tum un ko ek GALEY mein jama kartey rehna.
saal bad SARDAR ney kaha aaj wo GALA ley k aao is mein kiya jama hai.SARDAR ne GALA tora to us mein 50 50 k aur 100 100 rupay k noot b nekley. sardar ye kiya hai?main ne to 10 10 k diye they.
SARDARNI :sab aadmi aap jaise they

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khusra bazar guzar raha tha
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Khusra bazar guzar raha tha pechey se kisi ne us ki GAND mein unglee de.
Khusrey ne pechey dekha to ek baba tha.
KHUSRA: Baba G mis call aap ney dee?
BABA. dotee khol kar bola dekho mera to BALANCE hi khatam ho gaya hai mis call kaisey don ga......?

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boriya ye kiya hai
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


EK Ghar mein ek BURIYA kaam kar tee thi. wo ghar ki safai kar rahi the to us ko ek SATHI mela wo sathi ley kar Malkan k pas gai.
BORIYA. ye kiya hai?
MALKAN.tumharey ghar SEX nahi hota?
BORIYA. SEX to hota hai par etna b nahi k LAN ki KHAL chambari otar dey.

[  Characters : 263 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 706 ]
mom to girl
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


*MOM TO GIRL*
Mom: jis larkey se tum pyar karti ho wo larka thek nahi hai.
GIRL: nahi mama wo to doctor baney ga.
Mom: wo kaisey ?
Girl :mama jo BAMARI mujh ko har maheney lagtee the us ne wo dur kar dee...,

[  Characters : 217 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 831 ]

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