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we sell condom also but it dos
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

[  Characters : 169 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 616 ]
kon kahta hay dost humari chud
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi,
yah afwa kisi bhanchod nai urai hogi,
ghuss k teri gand mai rahain gay sada,
itni jaga tu hum nain banai hogi

[  Characters : 151 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 826 ]
chinese couple
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Chinese Couple:
A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as "Jo-Hua", "So-Hua"

[  Characters : 142 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 531 ]
chacha chachi donon lafangay
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan...

[  Characters : 193 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 1250 ]
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.

[  Characters : 153 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 828 ]
valentined hamaka offer
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


******VALENTINED HAMAKA OFFER ****** send yourgirlfriendto me And get a child free Hurry up ?First? ??10 winners????will get??*??TWINS??*....*

[  Characters : 142 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 461 ]
mai bhi security guard k sath
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...

[  Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 677 ]
a daughter sends a telegram to
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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gangoli apni wife ko chodhty w
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Gangoli apni wife ko chodhty waqt bola: pitch kharab hai grass bohat hai shot nahi lagy gi:
Wife says:Gandu kal isi pitch per Afridi 100 bana kar gaya hai

[  Characters : 156 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 910 ]
munda usa to apni ma nu phone
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Munda U.S.A to apni Ma nu phone karda hai: Ma mainu Aids ho gai ,

Maa kehndi putt TU India na ayi nahi at kam kharab ho ju,

Munde NE puch lia oh kida?

Ma boli j TU AA gia athe:
1) Teri ghar wali nu Aids ho ju,
2)Teri gharwali to tere veer nu,
3)Tere veer to nokrani nu,
4)Nokrani to tere baapu nu,
5)Tere bapu to teri massi nu,
6)Teri massi to tere massarh nu,
7)Tere maassarh to mainu,
8)Te j mainu ho gai tan sare pind nu ho ju,
Puttar Hun pind nu TU hi bacha sakda ae!

[  Characters : 490 | Sms Length : 4  | Views : 626 ]

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