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sex sex ur roney ki awaz
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Beti k kamre me
SEX
Maa k kamre me
SEX
Behan k kamre me
SEX
BV k kamre me
Roone ki awaz
Major Rohail:
Kya hova
BV:
Aaj koi customer nhi aya

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molvi se kya sekha
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Tum 1 saal se mudrase ja rhi ho
kya sekhaya?
.
MAA:
Molvi halwe k elava Gand k bohat
Shokeen hote hai

[  Characters : 133 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 677 ]
khawateen times
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Anti Misba k gharelo totke

Khawateen Times

Purkashish nazar aane ka
Assan ur ba-asar tareka
Sab negahein ap pr
.
.
Apne kapre uttar kr zindagi
Basar karein

[  Characters : 188 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 362 ]
pyson ki bachat krna
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Anti Misba k gharelo Totke

House Budget

Doodhwala,Akhbarwala,Nokar,driver,
Cabelwala ur Jamadar
En sab se hasb-e-zarorat SEX kr k
Pyse bachaey ja skte hy

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roopvati to garbvati
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai
wo
Roopvati,
Gunvati
aur
Sarasvati hai..
.
Beta:
Lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo
GARBHVATI hai..

[  Characters : 209 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 363 ]
baba g aur bachi
10-02-2010
Posted by sultan From Gujranwala [ 03456556601 ]


Aik baba G aik bachi ko chodte howe lund andar daal kar kanpnay lage.
Larki: Kia ho ra ha ap ko.
Baba: ya tou main marnay laga hon ya phir chootnay laga hon.
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why are u getting excited
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Anti Misba:
Darling she is my sister Bubbli
.
Major Rohail: Ok
.
Anti Misba:
Why r u getting excited?
.
Major Rohail:
I m not excited I m totally relaxed
.
Anti Misba:
If ur relaxed thn what is that thng
Standing in ur pants

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kuttya k 6 bache
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail:
Hamara ek b bacha nhi,
Tumhe pta hai kuttiya ek time pr 6 bache pyda
Krti hai
.
Anti Misba:
6 bachon k lye wo 26 kutton k sath SEX bhe
krti hai

[  Characters : 179 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 388 ]
alla din ka cheragh
10-02-2010
Posted by SiFi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Anti Misba ko Alladin ka cheragh mela
Anti Misba ne Cheragh ko raagra
Cheragh main se Ohh aah ki awaz aai
Ur
SPERM nikalna shuru ho gae

[  Characters : 147 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 584 ]
sab se pehle suhagrat
10-02-2010
Posted by SiFi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Anti Misba 2 Bubbli

Suhagrat pr sb se pehle apne husbnd
Ka pakrna
Wo jitna marzi mana kre
Tum pakar lena
Ur pakar k silent mood pr lga dena
Ta k disturb na kre

[  Characters : 181 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 1406 ]

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