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q whats the best form of birth
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Q: Whats the best form of birth control after 50?

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define tragedy
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Define tragedy? Its when your zip gets stuck
when its the time to f*ck.

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women life is very difficult
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Women life is very difficult

morning washes clothes
noon dries clothes
evening iron clothes
night remove clothes
and late night
searches clothes!!

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what is the resemblance betwee
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman?

When they are wet, they
do not squeak any more!

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cant beleive that after all th
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Can't beleive that after all the shit they are still together

Who?

Your Bum Cheeks

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an indepth study has shown
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN
THAT THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITS
SMALL COCKS FIRST. I THOUGHT I'D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!

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sex is good sex is fine
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Sex is good, sex is fine
Doggy style or 69
Just 4 fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid

So if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back

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q what does pms stand for
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Q: What does PMS stand for? .
.
.
.

A: Penis Must Suffer

[  Characters : 67 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 412 ]
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