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pathan ke suhag rat
10-02-2010
Posted by Haseeb From Karachi [ haseeb420@gmail.com ]


Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag rat
Pathan rat ko seeti le
Kr bahar jane laga

Anti Misba:
kahan chale?

Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohale
Ke chowkidari kon kre ga?

[  Characters : 200 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 606 ]
major rohail peer
10-02-2010
Posted by Haseeb From Karachi [ haseeb420@gmail.com ]


Major Rohail:
Peer g apki ek jyb mei Tasbih
Aur dusri jaib mei condom…
Kyu?

Peer: Bacha Bhoot aur Ch**t ka kisi waqt
Bhi samna ho skta hy

[  Characters : 164 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 253 ]
jawani aur burhappa
10-02-2010
Posted by Sultan From Lahore [ sultanmahmood888@yahoo.com ]


Teacher:Jawani aur Burhappay mein kia farq hai.
Student:Jawani mein mobile mein Haseeno k number hotay hain aur Burhappay mein Hakeemo ke.
To recieve free daily dirty sms contact 03456556601 .

[  Characters : 202 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 419 ]
ab to momin b
10-02-2010
Posted by Naheed Rehman From charsadda [ nedo_g21@yahoo.com ]


Molvi ki shadi hui uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi

Molvi ne kaha,paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai,Bohat maza aya,
Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.
Wo ready ho geya.
Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir...
Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

(Cell # 0314-9122336)

[  Characters : 366 | Sms Length : 3  | Views : 418 ]
love 4 ever nawaz
10-02-2010
Posted by nawaz mughal From lahore [ nawazm61@yahoo.com ]


nazar ne nazar ko nazar bhar k dekha
nazar ko nazar ke nazar lag gai

[  Characters : 71 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 264 ]
anti misba k gharelo totke
10-02-2010
Posted by Sonia From Karachi [ soniaabc@hotmail.com ]


Anti Misba k gharelo totke

Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k pankha
TABEL FAN wala ho

[  Characters : 180 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 669 ]
shadi karo
10-02-2010
Posted by Sonia From Karachi [ soniaabc@hotmail.com ]


Major Rohail:
Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki
To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga
.
Anti Misba:
Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy

[  Characters : 146 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 424 ]
cht meeting
10-02-2010
Posted by Sonia From Karachi [ soniaabc@hotmail.com ]


Anti Misba ki CH**T main
Sperms meeting
.
I m Dr.
I m doodhwala
I m Husbnd
I m boyfrnd
I m mohaledar
Ek sperm chup chap
Tha
Kyu..?
Insanon ki meeting main
Kutte ka kya kaam

[  Characters : 208 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 254 ]
cht mrach
10-02-2010
Posted by Sonia From Karachi [ soniaabc@hotmail.com ]


Anti Misba ki ch**t main sperms
Ne long march kya
.
Kyu?
.
Sperms ka kehna hai
K un k khuch satheyon
Ko pechli gali main leja k
Qatal kr dya jata hy

[  Characters : 172 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 269 ]
family planning
10-02-2010
Posted by Sonia From Karachi [ soniaabc@hotmail.com ]


Anti Misba ne family planning
Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning
Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi

[  Characters : 173 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 372 ]

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