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we sell condom also but it dos
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

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