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Wife Please be Gentle Its My F

10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here Wife: Please be Gentle, It?s My ?FIRST TIME?? Hubby: What ??? But, You have Divorced Thrice. Wife: Yes! My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist. He Only Talked about it. The 2nd was a Gynaecologist. He just kept Looking at it The 3rd was an Engineer. He needed one year to Design a New Method. Now You are a Lawyer. This time I know, I?m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
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