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A Collection Of April Fool Sms, April Fool Jokes, April Fool Poems, April Fool quotes, April Fool greetings, April Fool Stuff, Idiot Sms, Ninkumpoop Jokes.

you bitch
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

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last night i got a severe head
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

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cheese is cheese
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

[  Characters : 120 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 190 ]
adds spice to the daily cup of
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


# Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.

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if you have a digital camera
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !

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king of fools
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

[  Characters : 128 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 187 ]

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