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Keshto and the Cop

10-02-2010

Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Your Ad Here Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving violently all over the road. A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, "kahan se aa rahe ho?" "Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!" slurs Kesto. "Lagta hai ke aapne bahot pee rakhi hai" "Hehheha. Lekin mai thik hu!" Kesto says in his usual style. "Lekin aapko pata hai," says the hawaldar, "kuchh der pahle pahle aapki biwi car se gir gayi? "Iiizzzzzezzzeeh! Tab to sab thik hai" sighs Kesto, "thodi der ke liye to apne ko laga...izzzezze...ke apun behra ho gaya hun....hehhehe".
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