Computer IT SMS / Text Messages

Height of TechnicaL ThinkinG

"A software Engineer getting drowned and shouting
F1 F1 F1
instead of
HELP HELP HELP...

Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.

Computer Aarti:
Om Jai Computer Baba,
Swami Jai Computer Baba

Client logon ke sankat
Tu hi door karta. !!Om!!

H1 Tune Dilaya,
US Tune Pahunchaya.
Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont,
"ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!!

Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,
Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.
Programmer Ho Ya DBA,
Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!!

Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata,
Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!!

Yeh Computer Baba Ki AartiJo Koi Nar Gata,
Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se"HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, Tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai... woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...
aur lonely hainProblem hai ki bus voh...read only hain

Shayad mere pyar ko taste... karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya... ke paste karna bhool gaye

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo

Two Beggers meet.
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Two Software Engineers meet.
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Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
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Guess What???
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So? Which Platform are you Working on.!