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Loitering with intent answered
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

The stonewaller had been at the crease for two hours and had scored one run. It finally got too much for the umpire. He raised his finger and said: 'Out'.
'What for?' said the batsman.

'Loitering with intent,' answered the umpire.


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