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divorce court scene
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody
!!!

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phone call for sehwag
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : ?Hello?(over Phone)
Wife :?Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.?
Indian Team Manager:?Sorry, he is just going to bat?
Wife:?No Problem Manager, I will Hold on?

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what is the height of optimism
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face..

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what is the indian version of
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

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the walk back to the pavilion
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

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when would agarkar have 100 ru
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

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where do indian batsmen perfor
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

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the entire indian innings
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

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