Rod Marsh and Ian Botham. When Botham took guard in a Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?"
Daryll Cullinan and Shane Warne. As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted
Robin Smith and Merv Hughes. During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played and missed: "You can't f*cking bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl."
Merv Hughes and Javed Miandad. During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.
And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphone's when Arjuna Runatunga called for a runner on a particulary hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... " You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat ****!!!"
Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something like Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease playing and missing the first ball. Mark - Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia.You were **** then, you're f***ing useless now. Kiwi - (Turning around) - Yeah, that's me. And when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly ****. And now I hear you've married her. You dumb ****.
