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i am watting your sms
10-02-2010
Posted by Sonam +919917626862 From india [ single.ak@gmail.com ]


Jab Tumhe Oopar wale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Usse Bahut Maja Aaya Hoga,
Soorat Di Bholi Bhali,
Hasi Di Bacho wali,
Mijaaj Diya Cool,
Or Dimaag dena Gayaa bhool..!

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phir neechay haath laga ke che
10-02-2010
Posted by yousaf From makkah [ 00966566950362 ]


Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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raat ko hamaisha
10-02-2010
Posted by yousaf From makkah [ 00966566950362 ]


Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.

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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

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pehle us ne shalwar utari
10-02-2010
Posted by yousaf From makkah [ 00966566950362 ]


pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

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le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
10-02-2010
Posted by yousaf From makkah [ 00966566950362 ]


Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM

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teri lita k lu
10-02-2010
Posted by yousaf From makkah [ 00966566950362 ]


TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

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aurtoon ki khuli he
10-02-2010
Posted by sarfaraz From gujarat [ sr_chhipa81@yahoo.com ]


Aurtoon ki khuli he...
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar

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10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck
&
when a girl is 18, she is ready for...




"IDENTITY CARD"

Hamesha galat hi sochna!

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10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


16 saal
(.)=(.)



25 saal
( . )=( . )



36 saal
( . )=( . )
kia samjhi?



hmesha ghalat hi sochna


Zyada SMS parhogay to itna bara chashma lage ga!

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tell meis it going inyeah is i
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

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