Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
Mobile Charge?!

School- a place where papa pays and son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree and girl gets her masters degree

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don?t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets

Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI? Aapki saheli ko 1 ?PAPPI? Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ?PuPPI? Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere ?DOggy? ne 10 ?PuPPI? ko janam de hai!

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.