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i am 7 letter word
03-08-2010
Posted by Samuel From Chennai [ bsamuelraj@gmail.com ]


Try it...
I am 7 letter word:
_ _ d _ p _ _

Clues:
1.Politician like it.
2.Advocates use it.
3.Public hate it.
answer iniku night kulla sonna nenga brilliant.

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suresh for job 11 yrs experien
10-02-2010
Posted by ravi From jodhpur [ 9950250005 ]


Subject Max marks Min marks Marks Secured
CHEMISTRY -T2 33 12 12
CHEMISTRY -T3 34 13 00
CHEMISTRY 150 54 87
CHEMISTRY -T 100 36 44
CHEMISTRY -T1 33 12 24
CHEMISTRY -T2 33 12 06
CHEMISTRY -T3 34 13 14
CHEM-PRAC 50 18 43
BOTANY 150 54 101
BOTANY-T 100 36 59
BOTANY-T1 50 18 26
BOTANY-T2 50 18 33
BOTANY-PRAC 50 18 42
COMPUTER APPLICATION 150 54 109
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T 100 36 70
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T1 50 18 36
COMPUTER APPLICATION-T2 50 18 34
COMPUTER APPLICATION-PRAC 50 18 39

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the law sayz
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]



The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

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exams are the part
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


exams are the part of our daily routine life,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee

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tips to be successful
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]



Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.




In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

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issi waja sey
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya

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no doubt exams r
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck

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jab b paper attempt
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen

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atif aslam live in
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade

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result aa gaya
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ musu98@hotmail.com ]


Result Aa Gaya

























Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Jan'lewa Ho Sakta Hai

Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!

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