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hont se hont milte hain tu kya
10-02-2010
Posted by yousaf From makkah [ 00966566950362 ]


Hont se hont milte hain tu kya hota hai??

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socho??

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nai pata?

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uff

kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band hota hai

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praneet9829143106
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Know U R Missing Me
I M Some Where
Dhundo Mujay


U R Searching 4 Me In Ur Mobile?
(:-I am in Ur Heart:-) ...

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i cant eat such a rotten chick
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Diner: I can?t eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It?s no use. He won?t eat it either.

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ek bar kuch bandar jangal se b
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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i am sorry yaar
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki ?AIDS? chhune se nahi failta.

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if people says you are crazy
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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hotho se jo choo liya
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

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yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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legs utha ke karo
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

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legs utha ke karo
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

[  Characters : 158 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 1178 ]

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