Ek Memon ne apni New Car Office k bahar roki,
Abhi usne darwaza khola he tha k Truck ne takkar maar di aur Car ka darwazar door ja gira.

Memon apni Car k liye rony laga,

Police ne kaha k apni Car k afsos main main ye bhi nahi pata k aapka left hand bhi gayab hai.

???To Memon ne kaha: Kya!!! Yaani meri New Rado Ghari(Watch) bhi gai

Reporter: Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?

Gellani: Kon kehta hy mehngai hy
3 rupay main 500 sms hy
5 rupey main happy hour hy
Unlimited frnds n family hy
Sab keh do ki saholat hy
Is se sasti sirf khamoshi
Yahi hy Dhun sb ki
Ufone tum hi to ho
Telenor the smart call

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Beta: Ami kya hamaray mamu "CHOHAY" hai

Ami: q beta esa q kah rahay ho

Beta: Ami jab bhi mai un say bat karta hon kahtay hai k khamosh ho jao bill bana raha hoon

Dad: Beta paper mai 80% no. lenay hai

Beta: Dont worry dad 100% longa

Dad: stupid mazaq karta hai meray sath?

Beta: Pehlay mazaq kis nay shuru kia tha ?

Gabar: Kitnay admi the?

Samba: Sardar 2

Gabar: mujhay ginti nahi ati,2 kitnay hote hai?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 kay bad ata hai

Gabar: Aur 2 k pehlay?

Samba: 2 k pehlay 1 ata hai

Gabar: To bech mai kaun ata hai?

Samba: Koi nahi

Gabar: to phir dono aik sath kiun nahi atay?

Samba: 1 k bad hi 2 aa sakta hai q k 2, 1 se bara hai?

Gabar: 2, 1 say kitna bara hai?

Samba: 2, 1 say 1 bara hai

Gabar: Ager 2, 1 say 1 bara hai to1, se 1 kitna bara hai?

Samba: Sardar tumhari maa ki qasam, mujhay goli mar do :

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...

Important essay for 2nd year english paper.

1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.

2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.

3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.

4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.