Funny SMS / Text Messages

is waqt pakistan ke 4 baray problems:1:load shedding 2:mehengai 3:berozgari or 4:nojawano ko hr haftey honey wala SACHA PYAR............

juj mujrim se:Batao tumhari akhari khuwaish kya hai? Mujrim:1 mobile n73 5karor rupee ap ki beti se shadi U.S.A ka viza 2 sal ka hanimoon 7 bachay jo ap ko nana kahen aur mujeh papa un ki shadi karwa dun phir us ke bad ap jo fesla krenge mujeh manzur hoga.

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

wo konsa phool hai jis ka pehla lafz hata do to kissi larki ka naam banta hai aur aakhri lafz hata do to ek aur phool ka naam banta hai?

"Aey ALLAH!Un tamam students ko exam mein kamyab farma jinhe saal bhar parhne ki fursat na mili Un masoom hathon ko himmat dy jinho ne unlimited sms packages ko kabhi zaya nhi hone diya, Khudaya un aankhon ko imtehaan mein roshni ata krna jo T.V or net pe beth ke kmzor ho gai hai un ghareeb bachun bachiyon ki madad farma jo happy hours me bat krte rhy or parh nai sake." AAMEEN Ye msg apne jesy nek logon ko farward karen

Pathan:Main ne khat likha tha ke meri shadi per aana,tum q nai aay? 2nd: mujeh khat mila hi nai 1st:main ne likha tha ke khat mile ya na mile tm zaroor aana

Sardar ki wife:Hamari beti jawan ho gai hai tum jao aur 26 sal ka larka dhondo aur 26 ka hi hona chahiya sardar G:Ager 26 ka na mile to 13 13 ke 2 le aaon

QUOTES OF MIND.........


1. Russian General in 1987.

Pathans are the most brave

people ever born on the earth.

These people cant be defeated

by force.


2. By American General in 2004.

We are fighting a meaning less

war against the Rocks


3. By indian General in Siachin

War. If there were no NWFP

Province in Pakistan. I am sure

that atleast Kashmir was ours.

So Dont Send Only Bad SMS in

Name of Pathans.

WE SALUTE PATHANS BE UNITED WE

ARE ALL PAKISTANI



THANKS


By SAMI


Cell No 03459530756


cute_sami007@yahoo.com

Reporter pathan se:Platform pe kharey sab pathan kese mar gaye? Pathan: Aik Elan hua k train platform pe aa rahi hai sab ne jan bachaney k liye patri par chalang laga di Reporter khair ap kese bach gaye? Pathan: main khudkushi ke liye patri par leta tha ye elan suna to platform pe ja ker lait gaya.

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