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Fantastic definitions School
10-02-2010
Posted by sultan From karachi [ 03432939817 ]

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
"A place where papa pays & son plays." :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills.

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