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Memon and banana shopkeeper
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p



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