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On 20th Anniversary
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''Yes.''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would've been free today... =P ;->

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