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03-10-2010
Posted by Bhairab From Raniganj [ 9614470223 ]


Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

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what will be name
03-09-2010
Posted by bunty From delhi [ bhagwan.singh@rediffmail.com ]


ek ladka ne ek ladki se uska naam pucha ladki boli notebook me likha hai. notebook me likha tha 07/09/2001 to iska matlab kya hua.

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jijasaali jija ji 500rs dedo
21-08-2010
Posted by anil From c.g. bilaspur [ 09827159255 ]


Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de

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ek memon ne apni new car offic
20-07-2010
Posted by Muddassar From rawalpindi [ 03335558568 ]


Ek Memon ne apni New Car Office k bahar roki,
Abhi usne darwaza khola he tha k Truck ne takkar maar di aur Car ka darwazar door ja gira.

Memon apni Car k liye rony laga,

Police ne kaha k apni Car k afsos main main ye bhi nahi pata k aapka left hand bhi gayab hai.

???To Memon ne kaha: Kya!!! Yaani meri New Rado Ghari(Watch) bhi gai

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reporter sir log kehte hy meh
20-07-2010
Posted by Muddassar From rawalpindi [ 03335558568 ]


Reporter: Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?

Gellani: Kon kehta hy mehngai hy
3 rupay main 500 sms hy
5 rupey main happy hour hy
Unlimited frnds n family hy
Sab keh do ki saholat hy
Is se sasti sirf khamoshi
Yahi hy Dhun sb ki
Ufone tum hi to ho
Telenor the smart call

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ek ladki tha diwani si
08-06-2010
Posted by Aaqib Prince From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

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kya hmare mamu
08-06-2010
Posted by Aaqib Prince From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Beta: Ami kya hamaray mamu "CHOHAY" hai

Ami: q beta esa q kah rahay ho

Beta: Ami jab bhi mai un say bat karta hon kahtay hai k khamosh ho jao bill bana raha hoon

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beta pepar 80 number
08-06-2010
Posted by Aaqib Prince From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Dad: Beta paper mai 80% no. lenay hai

Beta: Dont worry dad 100% longa

Dad: stupid mazaq karta hai meray sath?

Beta: Pehlay mazaq kis nay shuru kia tha ?

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gabrakitne admi the
08-06-2010
Posted by Aaqib Prince From Noor pur thal [ 03345312085 ]


Gabar: Kitnay admi the?

Samba: Sardar 2

Gabar: mujhay ginti nahi ati,2 kitnay hote hai?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 kay bad ata hai

Gabar: Aur 2 k pehlay?

Samba: 2 k pehlay 1 ata hai

Gabar: To bech mai kaun ata hai?

Samba: Koi nahi

Gabar: to phir dono aik sath kiun nahi atay?

Samba: 1 k bad hi 2 aa sakta hai q k 2, 1 se bara hai?

Gabar: 2, 1 say kitna bara hai?

Samba: 2, 1 say 1 bara hai

Gabar: Ager 2, 1 say 1 bara hai to1, se 1 kitna bara hai?

Samba: Sardar tumhari maa ki qasam, mujhay goli mar do :

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izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa
24-05-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

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