Major Rohail TIND krva kr petrol
Pump pr chala gya
.
Kyu?
.
.
TIND ko wiper se saaf krvane

Major Rohail:
mei tumhe car ur new ghar le k duga
ur boht sa gold b dilvau ga
.
.
Bubbli: ye btao aj park mei ao ge na
.
Major Rohail:
agr B.V ne bus ka karaya dya
tu zroor au ga

Anti Misba:
Janu Nakam mohabat ka anjam kya hota hy?
.
Major Rohail:
Larka Mamu bn jata hai ur Larki Phoopoo

Ek sharabi sharab pee kr bus main charh gya
.
Major Rohail:
Beta tum DOZAKH k raste pr jaa rhe ho
.
Sharabi
“OY roko roko Bus roko main ghalat bus
main suwar ho gya”

Anti Misba:
Beta apne lye koe achi se lrki talash kro
Namazi ho,
naikho,
parhezgar ho
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ye tu bta dein
Larki se shadi krni hy
Ya DAM krwana hy

Do U Know???

The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??

1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?

& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

How 2 become a GENIUS ?
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find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D

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What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I'm planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

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Karachi girl to boy

"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,

Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak,

Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!


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