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hamari beti jawan ho
10-02-2010
Posted by Rana Aaqib From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Sardar ki wife:Hamari beti jawan ho gai hai tum jao aur 26 sal ka larka dhondo aur 26 ka hi hona chahiya sardar G:Ager 26 ka na mile to 13 13 ke 2 le aaon

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quotes of mind by sami ullah
10-02-2010
Posted by SAMI From TIMERGARA [ cute_sami007@yahoo.com ]


QUOTES OF MIND.........


1. Russian General in 1987.

Pathans are the most brave

people ever born on the earth.

These people cant be defeated

by force.


2. By American General in 2004.

We are fighting a meaning less

war against the Rocks


3. By indian General in Siachin

War. If there were no NWFP

Province in Pakistan. I am sure

that atleast Kashmir was ours.

So Dont Send Only Bad SMS in

Name of Pathans.

WE SALUTE PATHANS BE UNITED WE

ARE ALL PAKISTANI



THANKS


By SAMI


Cell No 03459530756


cute_sami007@yahoo.com

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reporter pathan se
10-02-2010
Posted by Rana Aaqib From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Reporter pathan se:Platform pe kharey sab pathan kese mar gaye? Pathan: Aik Elan hua k train platform pe aa rahi hai sab ne jan bachaney k liye patri par chalang laga di Reporter khair ap kese bach gaye? Pathan: main khudkushi ke liye patri par leta tha ye elan suna to platform pe ja ker lait gaya.

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sheikh at petrol pump
10-02-2010
Posted by Rana Aaqib From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Sheikh At petrol Pump:Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman:Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai Sheikh:Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat a...

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khirki ke parde
10-02-2010
Posted by Rana Aaqib From Noor Pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Wife:khirki ke parde lagwa do, Naya parosi mujeh dekhne ki koshish karta hai. Husband:1 bar dekh lene do phir wo khud parde lagwa lega.

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pathan talking mobile
10-02-2010
Posted by Rana Aaqib From Noor pur Thal [ 03345312085 ]


Pathan talking on mobile Sardar:kis se bat ker rahe ho? Pathan:behan se Sardar:itne pyar se Pathan:tumhari jo hai....

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lagaan pakistani version
10-02-2010
Posted by Tabraiz From Larkana [ Kiranlarkana@yahoo.com ]


"Lagaan" Pakistani Version

Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed

Bowler Bowls

Shan Hits

Ball Split in 4 Pieces

All Pieces Go For 6's

*Pakistan Wins*

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shabnami raat ho aur
10-02-2010
Posted by shoaib From hyderabad [ 03342635686 ]


Shabnami Raat Ho Aur
Har Taraf Andhera Ho
Ek Chadar Mai Lipte Do
Badan Ek Tera Ho Ek Mera Ho

Shabnami Raat Ho Aur
Har Taraf Andhera Ho
Ek Chadar Mai Lipte Do
Badan Ek Tera Ho Ek Mera Ho

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rooh ka badla
10-02-2010
Posted by shahid From hyd [ 03013535098 ]


* ROOH Ka BADLA *

Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To

Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.

Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.

Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.

Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.

Main Hon...



FARAAZ.

Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..! :-)

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arz kya haiuniversit
10-02-2010
Posted by shahid From hyd [ 03013535098 ]


Arz Kya Hai:


University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.


Kyon K


B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)

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