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log kahate hai ki pyar itna bh
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye**
Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab utrega kaise


ALI RAZA : 0300 8922758

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phone ki ring baji
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha

ALI RAZA : 0300 8922758

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sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruk
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai


ALI RAZA : 0300 8922758

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sardar apne noukar ko
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


sardar apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal.Naukar bola barish ho rahi hai,Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal


ALI RAZA 0300 8922758

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gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar ye aam ka ped hai gadha:pata hai main ganna saath me laya hun


ALI RAZA : 0300 8922758

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7 chatai pe 7 sadhu baithe the
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the, ek adami ake bola, Sadhuji kya karu Ladakiya Line nahi deti? Sadhu: Chote sadhu see Gutkeshwar ek chatai aur lagao


ALI RAZA 0300 - 8922758

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santa itna sara log football
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


santa:itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai? banta:gol karne ke liye. santa:sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge


ALI RAZA : 0300-8922758

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engineers marte nahi zinda daf
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....


ALI RAZA 0300 - 8922758

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sali ji aapke yahan ki sabse
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


ALI RAZA : 0300 -8922758

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main ooske pyaar me ban
10-02-2010
Posted by ALI RAZA From karachi [ cool_aliboy@hotmail.com ]


main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola


ALI RAZA : 0300 8922758

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