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1 pathan ki chappal
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

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akbar laya 3
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

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its great to be a
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V're tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V're the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

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golden words
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

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log kehte hain k badam
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

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roti vs sms 2003
10-02-2010
Posted by shahid From hyd [ 03013535098 ]


ROTI V/S SMS


2003

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2004

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

No roti
Only sms

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salad bananey ka tareeqa
10-02-2010
Posted by kaka From lahore [ kaka@yahoo.com ]


Aaj hum aapko salad bananey ka tareeqa batatey hain
sab sey pehley aik moli lein




agar maza aaraha hai to phir letey rahein

salad phir kabhi sahi

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a beggar came up
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven't Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don't Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
0300-2711588

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1 pathan angoor bech
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

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kitne armano se
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

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