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dil me pyar hai
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

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dentists advice on
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

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aik pathan bath
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

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pathan ny nadra k office
10-02-2010
Posted by Sameer From khi [ +92 300 2711 588 ]


Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

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sarah ke bhai terrorist
10-02-2010
Posted by Aamir From Sahiwal [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Chaudhary: Sarah k sb bhai TERRORIST hein

Sardar: kya wakae?

Chaudhary: isi lea tu SARA BOMB hy yaar

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sarah ko patakha kehte hen
10-02-2010
Posted by Aamir From sahiwal [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Sarah to Chaudhary
“College mei sb BOYS mujhe PTAKHA kehte hein”

Chaudhary:
Oh! Acha…kaho tu is dewaali tumhe phor daalu?

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chaudhary buss te uttey
10-02-2010
Posted by Aamir From sahiwal [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Chaudhary Bus te behta Bus full c

Condecter ne kaha:
Chaudhary sahb tusi chat ty bey jao

Chaudhary:Acha mei bus te bey jawa te tusi thalo bus le javo

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foto to fiance sarah
10-02-2010
Posted by Seemab From Islamabad [ seemab87@hotmail.com ]


Chaudhary ne fiance ko apni picture bheji

Pic khenchte hue 1 donkey ki b foto aa gya

Chaudhary ne ehtyatan likha

Sarah janoo
Foto peji ae
Te khabbey paasey mei aan!!!

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sarah ka boy friend milne aya
10-02-2010
Posted by Seemab From Islamabad [ seemab87@hotmail.com ]


Sarah ka boy friend usay milne aya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door khola aur masumyat se bola

Ap roz roz baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya apke apni behn nhe hy

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adopting a child as laziness
10-02-2010
Posted by Zahid From Islamabad [ zahidabc@yahoo.com ]


Chaudhary to his adopted son:
Son what is the height of laziness?

Son: what more than adopting a child

[  Characters : 116 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 445 ]

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