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bemari ka naam begerti
10-02-2010
Posted by Zahid From Islamabad [ zahidabc@yahoo.com ]


Sara:
Kya apko pta hy?
Books saamne rakh k b na prhne wali bemari
Ka kya nam hy?

Chaudhary: aahoo!!! Begherati

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punjabi mei translate
10-02-2010
Posted by zahid From Islamabad [ zahidabc@yahoo.com ]


Sara:
Chaudhary sab ise Punjabi mei translate kr dein
Go,Went,Gone

Chaudhary:
O gya , O nass gya, O pharo edhi pen nu…

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tumhein shohar nahi
10-02-2010
Posted by JiNNU Rider From karachi [ jinnu_rider@hotmail.com ]


Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye

Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

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tmra nam kya hai
10-02-2010
Posted by JiNNU Rider From karachi [ jinnu_rider@hotmail.com ]


Boy:
Tmra Nam Kya Hai?

Girl:
Q Btao?
Me Tme Janti B Nai..!

Boy:
Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari
Me Betha Ra Hun!

Girl:
NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr
Wo Smne Wali Gali Me
Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera
Ghr Hai 32/B,
Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami Abu Hain

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mein to pehle hi
10-02-2010
Posted by JiNNU Rider From karachi [ jinnu_rider@hotmail.com ]


Mein tO pehle hi uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hOon


Faraz



Ab wOh kehti hai, "tO phir aaO MujhkO SataO
,,,


"2 Ajnabi dost"
03132174713

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iftaar party pr jana
10-02-2010
Posted by Danish From Karachi [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail-
Khan sab aj app ne mere ghar
Iftar party pr aana hai

Pathan-
Major sab apne ye to bataya he nhi k
Purana time ya neya time?

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car sheeshey ke bottle
10-02-2010
Posted by Danish From Karachi [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Driver-
Car sheshay ki bottle pr char
Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail-
Tume sheshay ki bottle
Nazar nhi aai?

Driver-
Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

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machhli paani mei
10-02-2010
Posted by Danish From Karachi [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]


Major Rohail-
Tum ne machli(fish) pani
Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-
Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone
Ke kya zrorat hy
Wo to rehti he pani me hai

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similarity bw gum and begum
10-02-2010
Posted by Shery From Islamabad [ sarahchaudhary@hotmail.com ]


Sara: do u know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?

Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end :P

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meri maa ko hisaab nhe ataa
10-02-2010
Posted by Shery From Islamabad [ sarahchaudhary@hotmail.com ]


Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du
Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

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