U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET



Thanks 2 media.

Q : Why do women close their eyes WHILE KISSING?



A : Coz its typical female nature.... they just cant see a man happy!.....

A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin and says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.

Prof: Anything?

Girl: Ya

Prof: ??

Girl : Ya !!

Prof: Then Go and study...!!

Teacher:What shud there be in a book to make it bestseller? Boy:It shud have Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. )

There is a small gap between confidence and over confidence.



YOU can kiss your frd is confidence.

ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....

Sign on a famous beauty parlour -



Don't whistle at a girl going out frm here. She may be ur grandmother.

Define true music lover. ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

Q: What is the height of kanjusi?

Ans: People like u having free msg facility, but not sending any msgs coz they dont want the battery to go low.

Classic definition - High heels is a device invented by women who were tired of being kissed on the forehead!!!!!!-))))

If u have a little bit of mind ???



Fill this 3 blanks with Yes or No only?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.





2. __I dont have SENSE.





3. __I am STUPID.