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Too much Salty Eggs
10-02-2010
Posted by Cruise From Lahore [ cruisetronic@yahoo.com ]

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure

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