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Tujhey sub pata hai
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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