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Husband And Wife relation is the most beautyful and love ful one. So say love to your husband or wife by sending sms

biwi ne pathi ke gale main bah
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main? Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!

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wifekal raat tum neend main mu
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

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wife main maike ja rahi hoontu
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.

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a chinese couple mr
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


A chinese couple Mr..Mrs Hua got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo hua, So hua...!!!

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kaali ghata chayi hai
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Kaali ghata chayi hai, Kya aj phir biwi se maar khayi hai? Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi hai..

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patni tv par match dekh rahi t
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?darling main kaisa lag raha hon?? tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??

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suhag raat k baad husband ne a
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Suhag raat k baad husband ne apni wife se pucha k kal raat ko kya mahsus kiya? to,,,, wife ne kaha 5 Percnt sharam, 5 Prcnt dard, or 90 Percnt purani yadien,

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angry wife
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Angry Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day Husband: I 2 wish dat u were a newspapers, so I could have a new one everyday

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wifekya kr rahe ho
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Wife:Kya kr rahe ho? Man:Makhiya maar rha hu Wife:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female Wife:Kaise malum? Man:Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki thi or 2 phn se.

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husband apni biwi ka antim san
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Husband apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha k achanak bijli chamki,badal garje,jor se barish shuru hui..dukhi HUSBAND bola: Lagta hai pahanch gayee.

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