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tum rakh na sako ge
10-02-2010
Posted by Kabir Khan From Karachi [ the_grt_atif@yahoo.com ]


Tum Rakh NA Sako Ge SaMbAl ker...,

Wah Wah
Tum Rakh Na Sako Ge Sambal Ker...,

Warna Abhi De Du Tujhey Apna "TOOPA" Nikal Ker...!

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dont play with heart
10-02-2010
Posted by Kabir Khan From Karachi [ the_grt_atif@yahoo.com ]


Zindagi mei Hamesha meri ek baat Yaad rakhna..,
"Kabhi BE Kisi Ke Dilse Mat khelna Bcoz Dil Sirf ek E Hota hai"
Agar Khelna hai to Aao..

Mere tahtoo se Khelo Woh to Do hain Na...!

[  Characters : 192 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 1078 ]
aik bacha paark me bench
10-02-2010
Posted by bilal khan From peshawar [ 3459080175 ]



High Level Insult!Aik bacha pAark me bench pe betha 1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola:Jo ziada metha khate hen wo jldi mr jate hen.Boy: apko malum he mere dada ki age 106 sal thi.Man: wo metha kam khate honge.Boy: nhi,Wo apne kam se kam rakhte they.

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hamari govt ney pehle petrol
10-02-2010
Posted by naeem ranjha From lahore [ lover_heart51@yahoo.com ]


hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain


to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya

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kutta
10-02-2010
Posted by Naheed From Charsadda [ 0344-9293847 ]


B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.

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ulloo
10-02-2010
Posted by Imdad From Charsadda [ 0334-9136162 ]


(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
(o_o)
( o_o)
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb tu nhi bejha.

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lost in a zoo i saw many anima
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.

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two devils came in 2 my dreams
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
?We want 2 disturb some good person.?
I suggest them your name.
They said,
?We cannot disturb our boss.?

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your network tariff has change
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

[  Characters : 150 | Sms Length : 1  | Views : 892 ]
where r u
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]


Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

[  Characters : 162 | Sms Length : 2  | Views : 1155 ]

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