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A child uses its thumb 2 chew
10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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