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Aik bacha pAark me bench
10-02-2010
Posted by bilal khan From peshawar [ 3459080175 ]


High Level Insult!Aik bacha pAark me bench pe betha 1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha. Pas betha 1 admi bola:Jo ziada metha khate hen wo jldi mr jate hen.Boy: apko malum he mere dada ki age 106 sal thi.Man: wo metha kam khate honge.Boy: nhi,Wo apne kam se kam rakhte they.

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